rival style icons: tom selleck versus gene simmons.
selleck, literally dressed as the brauny paper towel man, must have been cursing his luck when he wound up in this film opposite the swarthy Kiss frontman sans cosmic demon makeup, what with having to turn down Raiders of the Lost Arc due to contractual obligations.
well who’s laughing now?
probably still hank ford, i guess, if he ever really laughs. maybe when he’s really stoned.